Welcome to Awaji Island.

If you go to Maiko in Kobe, you can get a bus to England. It only takes an hour and a bit. When you get off, you are greeted by Union Jack flags, English souvenirs and English scenery. Though, obviously, all in Japanese...

Awaji Island is famous for onions, Kobe beef and.... its 'English hills'.

They just looked like normal hills to me.

...although maybe thats because I'm English ;)